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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Sun Aug 07, 2011 4:59 pm

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A boy loved a girl but never proposed her. one day he
decided to tell her at 1:00 am at night.
He type:
“i LOVE you”
And sent !t, after a few seccnds he got a msg but he decided to see it the next day for surprise and slept.
Next day, he read the msg and becme so shockd bcoz
!t was wr!tten:
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Dear customer, msg sndng failed due to
insufficient balnce. Please recharge ur account.
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Sun Aug 14, 2011 11:08 am

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NO GIRL CAN REJECT THIS :-
Boys r more kind dan girls......
Do u knw y?

Coz girls never help unknown boys......
But boys always help unknown girls.;))
Very true.:p;p
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby chandresh_kumar » Mon Aug 15, 2011 3:24 pm

Practice makes perfect. But nobody's perfect, so why practice?
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby chandresh_kumar » Thu Aug 25, 2011 5:03 pm

Technology Advancement:

a) Student to Teacher: "Please see my website for the homework"

b) Son to Mom: "Mom, from which site you did download me?"

c) Prayer: "God! Please attach documents of all facilities of heaven and the problems in hell in my mail id mygod@gmail.com !!"
God: "Just login, I have shared document at google-docs cloud in read-only mode. Dont forget in hell who did little good karma will have a virtual tour of heaven.... FYI"
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Thu Sep 08, 2011 10:57 am

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Last Night i had a Dream of You. You Were Traveling in Bus...
Suddenly the Bus Lost Control and Fell in the river.
Every one swam to save their life, but you were still swimming and searching for some one... one Person asked you.Whom you are searching for???
n you said....Where is the Conductor??? i want My 2 Rupees change back....
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Fri Sep 09, 2011 11:40 am

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My Dear husband:

I'm writing this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you. I've been a good wife to you for the last 20 years
& I have nothing to show for it, and the last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss called to tell me that
you left your job today which was the last straw.

Last week, you came home & you didn't even notice I had a new hairstyle, had cooked
your favorite meal & even wore a brand new nightie. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight
to sleep after watching your TV soaps. You don't tell me you love me anymore; you don't
want sex or anything that connects us as husband & wife. Either you're cheating on me or
you don't love me anymore; whatever the case, I'm gone.

Your EX-Wife. Don't try to find me. Your BROTHER & I are moving to Invercargill together!

Have a great life!


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Dear Ex-wife:

Nothing has made my day more than receiving your letter.

It's true you & I have been married for 20 years, although a good woman is a far cry from
what you've been. I watch TV soaps so much because they drown out your constant
whining & bitching. Too bad that doesn't work.

I DID notice when you got a hair do last week, but the 1st thing that came to mind was
'You look just like a boy!' Since my father raised me not to say anything if you can't
say something nice, I didn't comment. And when you cooked my favorite meal, you
must have got me confused with MY BROTHER because I haven't eaten pork for 7 years.
About the new nightie: I turned away from you because the $49.99 price tag was still on
it, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my brother had just borrowed $50 from me that
morning.

After all of this, I still loved you & felt we could work it out. So when I won the 20 million
dollar Lotto on Saturday, I left my job & bought 2 tickets for us to Jamaica, but when I
got home you were gone. Everything happens for a reason, I guess.



I hope you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My lawyer said that the letter you
wrote ensures you won't get a dollar from me. So take care.

Signed,
Your Ex-Husband, Rich As Hell & Free!

P.S. I don't know if I ever told you this, but my brother Carl was born Carla. I hope that's
not a problem.
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Most Dangerous Qualities of Wifes

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Fri Sep 16, 2011 3:54 am

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Most Dangerous Qualities of Wifes....
They
Listen Half
Understand Quarter
Think Zero
React Double
And
Remember FOREVER..

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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby lighthope » Fri Sep 16, 2011 10:34 am

‎7 Chatai pe 7 Sadhu baithe the....1 Admi ne sabse bade sadhu se poocha - Baba B.Tech kiya ab aage kya karoon?
Sadhu (doosre sadhu se) - 1 Chatai aur laga bhai ke liye!!!!

Happy Engineer's Day!!!!
belated.......
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby chandresh_kumar » Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:37 pm

Modern Ramayana

Once Shri Rama, Laxman & Sita were travelling in a mercedes Benz.

Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty,
Lord Ram & Laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol pump.

Then cruel Ravan came and kidnaped sita in a helicopter,

Then Hanuman came on a pulsar 220cc,jumped and hit the helicopter.

It broke into 3 halves.

Then Ravan asked Hanuman how did u get this much energy.

Hanuman Replied like Sachin Tendulkar "BOOST IS THE SECRET OF MY ENERGY....."
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby chandresh_kumar » Sun Sep 18, 2011 5:42 pm

Indian newspaper headlines in 2060

Kasab dies at 70 in jail of high cholestrol due to too much biryani.

Golmaal part 27 is released, Tusshar Kapoor is still unable to speak or act.

Facebook is declared as a country.

A.Raja's son is arrested for 16G scam.

A girl in Delhi travels 50 feet safely.

"Lakshadeep Cats" to be the 63rd team to join IPL.

Munna Hazare sits on fast for Revised version of Lokpal bill :-)
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Wed Sep 21, 2011 6:48 am

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In his first year in graduate school, a student chatted one day with some classmates about the program's difficulty. A professor overheard them and tried to allay their fears.



"Don't worry too much about grades," he explained.



"When you think you know everything, they give you a Bachelor's degree.



Then when you realise you don't know anything, they give you a Master's.



And when you find out that you don't know anything, but neither does anyone else," he continued, "they give you a doctorate."


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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Fri Sep 23, 2011 6:10 pm

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A Short Walk is so difficult when no one walks with You..
but a Long Journey is just like a few Steps when
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A Street Dog is Running Behind You

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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Tue Sep 27, 2011 4:06 am

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Husband is Head of The Family.
Then.............
What is Wife???
Think....
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Wife is the Neck of The Family, Which Can Turn the Head Anywhere She Wants.. :P :P :P

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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Wed Oct 05, 2011 2:46 pm

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Girl: hi...
boy: hii darling... (sending failEd)

girl: r u here?? :(
boy: yes yes.. i m here ... (sending failEd)
...
girl: r u ignorIng me or what??
boy: honey i m nt.. i m ryt here.. (sending failEd)

girl: its over..dnt u evr talk to me again!! :@
boy: Damn! go to hell.. (message send)
:p
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Mon Nov 14, 2011 4:22 pm

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Just to Relax
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  • Multiplications

Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.



  • An essay on a cricket match

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except our Santaji.
He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"



  • Imagine

Interviewer : Imagine, in a closed room, how can you escape if it caught fire?
Santa : Simple, Stop imagining.



  • Santa fell out

Q: Why did Santa fall out the window ?
A: He was ironing the curtain



  • Fighting
santa banta were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
santa : This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
santa: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.



  • The Plane Ride
Santa traveling 1st time in plane going to BOMBAY,
while landing, he shouted : "BOMBAY-BOMBAY",
air hostess : " B-silent please ",
santa said : " OMBAY - OMBAY.....!!!!!!!! "
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