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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Wed Nov 30, 2011 12:23 pm

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Excellent Facts:-
-Anger is a condition in which the tongue works faster than mind.
-Smile is an action which makes everything work faster except tongue.
-Opinions r like wrist watches!!
-Everyone's watch shows different time from other but
Everyone Believes that their time is Accurate.
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Thu Dec 01, 2011 5:44 am

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A minister, a priest and a rabbi were discussing how they "divined" what part of the collection money each retained for personal needs and what part was turned in to their respective institutions.

"I draw a line," said the minister, "on the floor. All the money I toss in the air -- what lands to the right of the line I keep, to the left of the line is the Lord's."
The priest nodded, saying, "My system is essentially the same, only I use a circle. What lands inside is mine, outside is his." The rabbi smiled and said, "I do the same thing. I toss all the money into the air and whatever God grabs is his!"

OSHO
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby bhawna91 » Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:01 am

A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out. :hI :hI
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby bhawna91 » Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:04 am

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said "CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA" & died.
SANTA went china 2 know thea meaning, that was-KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.. :hI :hI
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby bhawna91 » Sun Dec 04, 2011 10:07 am

If u r stressed, you'll get pimples..
if u cry,u'll get wrinkles..
So, y don't u smile & get dimples? :) :)
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby bhawna91 » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:04 am

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach... :hI :hI
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby bhawna91 » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:15 am

Jeeto: asi kithe ja rahe h?

santa:lambi drive te.

Jeeto: pehla dasna si, me bachiya nu v le ana si!

Santa: mainu v kehda kithe pta si, gaddi de break hune fail hoye h. :hI :hI
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby bhawna91 » Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:19 am

Diffrent styles of proposing a girl 4 marriage:
1) English> Will u marry me?
2) Hindi> kya aap mujhse shadi karogi?
3) PUNJABI> vehli hain..?Viaah hi karala :P :P :hI :hI
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby bhawna91 » Tue Mar 27, 2012 12:38 pm

Namaste, :F0
The students were lined up in the cafeteria for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: “Take only ONE. God is watching.”

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
A child had written a note, “Take all you want. God is watching the apples.” :F0 :F0 :hI
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby hotice_steve » Tue May 08, 2012 4:38 am

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Reiki, Love & Light
STEPHEN SEQUEIRA
MUMBAI, INDIA

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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby chandresh_kumar » Thu Jun 21, 2012 5:54 pm

A Rabbit runs, jumbs, and lives only for 15 years!
A Turtle doesn't run, does nothing in his life time, yet lives for 150 years!!!

So.... :lZ
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Sat Dec 22, 2012 6:53 am

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Forgive, O Lord, my little jokes on Thee, and I'll forgive Thy great big joke on me.
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