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Lighter Moments

Postby hotice_steve » Sat Jun 27, 2009 12:22 pm

Dear Members,
Feel free to add Jokes & one liners to this thread.
Remember this is a family portal. So use moderation & discretion.
Thanks.
Here is one for a start.....


A train station is where the train stops.
A bus station is where the bus stops.
On my desk, I have a work station --------

;D :P ;D
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby hotice_steve » Sat Apr 03, 2010 8:59 am

    >:D >:D >:D
    If You are too open minded......
    Your brains will fall out.
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby hotice_steve » Wed Jun 09, 2010 5:19 pm

♂"Don’t stop dating your wife!" :F0
♀ "Never stop flirting with your husband!"
;) :-[ :-*


:hI ;D :Lv :P
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby healingheart » Fri Jun 11, 2010 11:47 pm

I just found this online, and had to share it :)

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HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)

You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming.
-- Alan, age 10

No person really decides before they grow up who they're going to marry. God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you're stuck with.
-- Kristen, age 10

WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.
-- Camille, age 10

HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.
-- Derrick, age 8

WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
Both don't want any more kids.
-- Lori, age 8

WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.
-- Lynnette, age 8 (isn't she a treasure)

On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.
-- Martin, age 10

WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?
I'd run home and play dead. The next day I would call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.
-- Craig, age 9

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
When they're rich.
-- Pam, age 7

The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that.
- - Curt, age 7

The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do.
-- Howard, age 8

IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them.
-- Anita, age 9 (bless you child)

HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?
-- Kelvin, age 8

And the #1 Favorite is........
HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck.
-- Ricky, age 10
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby healingheart » Sat Jun 12, 2010 12:15 am

Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Sat Jun 25, 2011 1:57 pm

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If Exposure of Body is Modernism......
Then Animals are more MODERN then Humans... :pN :pN :pN
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Sat Jun 25, 2011 2:08 pm

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The Smallest resignation letter:---->
Respected Boss,
I Love Your Wife. :Lv :Lv :Lv :Lv :Lv >:D :Lv :Lv :Lv
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby Nir_dhanak » Sun Jun 26, 2011 5:35 pm

One old lady died in her childhood ..
"Belive in yourself"
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Mon Jun 27, 2011 11:27 am

:F0
XYX Air Launched a Scheme whr Husband can Take his Wife for Free onBusiness Trip.


After Big sucessof the Scheme, XYZ Air Sent letters to all the wives asking about their Experience??

99% wives replied :--->

"Which Trip? When?? What Scheme???"

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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby chandresh_kumar » Thu Jun 30, 2011 3:03 pm

Q. What do you call a fish with no eye?
A. A fsh :hI
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Sun Jul 03, 2011 4:16 am

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Love is like a Sweet Dream and Marriage is an Alarm Clock. so enjoy Sweet Dream till the alarm wakes you up.
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Tue Jul 05, 2011 4:16 pm

:F0
new n effective slogan to protect Girl Child.

"Save Girl child, else your son will be forced to be GAY."
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Thu Jul 07, 2011 9:45 am

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Husbands Story..........
20 years ago when i used to return home, my New Dog welcomed me by BARKING..... & my Wife by KISSING.

"NOW THEY HAVE EXCHANGED THEIR HABITS"
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby Saille » Sun Jul 10, 2011 6:40 am

Those who are not easily carried away--should be.
Be the peace you seek. For in becoming Light, you become the peace of the universe; in this way, you help all. ~Namaste~
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Re: Lighter Moments

Postby pradeep_shaktawat » Wed Jul 13, 2011 10:46 am

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Banner Outside of a wine Shpo....
"If You Love Someone Today....then You Will Surely LOVE ME SOME DAY."
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